greenwithenby:

Person: God, I hate fake people.

Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?

joshpeck:

lutacrist:

drake and jeb

delete this

lutacrist:

Jeb and Josh

adrenaline-revolver:

astral–nymph:

thathighclassbitch:

nunyabizni:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

@jewishmagpie

Let them steal cigarettes

LET THEM STEAL CIGARETTES AJDKAFLLS

Like honestly I get it’s everyones right to harm their own body if they want to, but smoking doesnt just harm the person who is smoking. It harms the people around them too. It’s gross and maybe people will want to quit if crows keep taking their cigarettes that they wasted their money on.

Its them stealing from stores that I cant wait to hear about.

banishedquasiroyal:

things that are important to me: in 1995, cell phones did exist. so this particular mom lalonde will have a cell phone. and it’s. this

but like, in pink. with stickers on it.

heyitsmeindy:

i had a dream i was google image searching for pictures of “adam sansler” because the hot new meme was photoshopping adam sandler to look like sans from undertale and it looked something like this

scotchtapeofficial:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL The first native English speaker to teach English in Japan was named Ranald MacDonald

via ift.tt

*WcDonald

wcdanald*

batmanisagatewaydrug:

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

batmanisagatewaydrug:

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

crustybagelbites:

broblerone:

not a day goes by that i dont regret making a group chat with @crustybagelbites in it