Silver Tongue
wanna see my gnome warlock whose pretending to be a wizard?

nofacednerd:

yes of course

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She goes by Cap. Shes 2′10 which is 2 inches shorter than the average gnome. Mentioning her height is a one way ticket to an eldritch wizard blast to the face. her hat is about a foot tall and 3 feet wide brim. She has a pet mouse named lilac that lives in her hat

meatswitch:
“ snakegay:
“ indianworiorprincess:
“ snakegay:
“ jorycancrochet:
“ gorps:
“ blipblerp:
“ hungwy:
“ lgbltsandwitch:
“ ssj14goku:
“ dildomuncher3000:
“ ssj14goku:
“ domozillla:
“ ssj14goku:
“ thetwinkerbell:
“ ssj14goku:
“ Change.org -...

meatswitch:

snakegay:

indianworiorprincess:

snakegay:

jorycancrochet:

gorps:

blipblerp:

hungwy:

lgbltsandwitch:

ssj14goku:

dildomuncher3000:

ssj14goku:

domozillla:

ssj14goku:

thetwinkerbell:

ssj14goku:

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

No the finger would stop it

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

no the finger would stop it

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

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aeritus:
“How far We’ve come?”

aeritus:

How far We’ve come?

gansoni:

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

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have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

gay-badminton:
“ virizioncourse:
“Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (2009)
”
Pokemon
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gay-badminton:

virizioncourse:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (2009)

Pokemon

chefpyro:

Taako Taaco is a funny name cause yeah you get the joke, it’s the word taco spelled wrong 2 different ways

But then Lup comes along. And without the context of her brother’s name, it’s just

Her name is “Lup Taco”

Common theory is that taaco isn’t his real last name and it’s actually “phrom'teevi” (or some other variation of from tv) and in the same vain, lup would say her last name is loop

viostormcaller:

traumagenix:

anyone else cope w trauma by inserting yourself into fictional worlds in which you live and all the characters are supportive and helpful to you and you can tell them anything and maybe some of them have been through the same things

or is it just me

Hahahahahaha guilty

bloodsbane:
“Once Upon a Time, there was - —— —-
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bloodsbane:

Once Upon a Time, there was - —— —-

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

I just realized, I just bloody realized, Moist Von Lipwig’s story arc is a game of Monopoly through the eyes of a conman going through the board and winning all the pieces.

He has the top hat, the dog, the train (which replaces to automotive in newer boards) the friendship of the Seamstress’ Guild (thimble), the walking iron called Gladys, the boot (he’s the incarnation of the Disc God Fedecks who has winged boots) and also the bag of money.*   He goes to jail, but eventually gets to pass and go. He’s integral in the rehabilitation of civic buildings (post office, bank, mint, the acquisition of land to build a railway and then adding stations to said railway), the owner of up market private property, and also he invents paper money which everyone sort of thinks of as a bit of a game.

His very name, Moist Von Lipwig, is a pun about wearing a fake lip wig or mustache. Like so:

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Lord Vetinari is quite literally using him to play a life size version of Monopoly with the city. And winning.

(Amendment: Adora with hear deadly footwear is also the shoe/boot.)


(* Alternates: Sam Vimes is boots, Gaspode and Beggars Guild is dog, Wheelbarrow is Harry King, Thimble is Seamstress Guild, Battlehsip/canon is Assassins Guild/Nobility, Money Bag is Thieves Guild, leaving Moist as Top Hat and Train. ANKH-MORPORK MONOPOLY, GIVE IT TO ME) 

((edited for typos, too busy flailing))!!!!!

GODDAMNIT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS EARLIER.