Silver Tongue

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anxioussailorsoldier:

zelda: first sidon, now this? link, the guy wants to steal your triforce

link: he can have it. it’s up my ass though, but i’m sure with those hands he’ll find it real quick- 

ganon: the girls back home never treated me like this

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ya’ll wanted more loincloth ganon, and I live to serve :)) he’s gerudo born, he wears…not much, like the rest of them. and these are the first people daring to make him feel self conscious about it 😂

He dummy thick so Link couldn’t hear him over his checks clapping.

theconcealedweapon:

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

This story is TOO wild….
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“hang on logan legitimately went 45 issues and 5 years without telling anyone his name…..
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the-macra:

hang on logan legitimately went 45 issues and 5 years without telling anyone his name…..

You never asked

yall ever just stand or sit like this?

banishedquasiroyal:

honestly roxy having a heartfelt moment and talking to her friends about change & acceptance & mourning and then literally going into labor at a funeral is just peak melodrama. that’s lalondecore right there.

pembrokewkorgi:
“geekbroll:
“ Richie Rich/Casper Mask - The Friendly Ghost Casper 227 - Harvey comics December 1986
#casper #casperthefriendlyghost #harvey #mask #masks #halloweenmasks #halloweenmask #comics #cartooncharacters #cartoons #harveycomics...

pembrokewkorgi:

geekbroll:

Richie Rich/Casper Mask - The Friendly Ghost Casper 227 - Harvey comics December 1986

#casper #casperthefriendlyghost #harvey #mask #masks #halloweenmasks #halloweenmask #comics #cartooncharacters #cartoons #harveycomics #harveycartoons #comicads  #thefriendlyghostcasper #friendlyghostcasper #poorlittlerichboy #richierich #spinner #activity #activitybook


(at Portland, Oregon)
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thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg

watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all

“we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck

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things are getting fun

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what the fuck

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excuse me

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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

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fucking finally
admittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be

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ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch

I just watched part of this and I was losing my fuckin shit

Microwave scrambled eggs are good…

gooberjam:

gooberjam:

had a dream i was telling andrew hussie how much homestuck meant to me and he just went “you disgust me” and broke a glass bottle over my head

ah. a premonition