stealthboy:

stealthboy:

fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit

And if that’s not the best summary of Ohio I don’t know what is

moms coming to visit

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Vampires!

(Somebody on the PotD server mentioned there was an opossum in the 1931 Dracula movie and I thought that was just wonderful!)

heiroflight413:

hawkebo:

sevey6:

murdoc:

murdoc:

[REDACTED] on main

completely fucking  ████ on main

Op is a ██████, but ██ off I guess

anybody in this thread ████ ██████

BJFDKSGF;SDBGHOABE;LOSNa I TRIED TO HIGHLIGHT THE TEXT TO COUNT CHARACTERS AND SOMEHOW THIS HAPPENED

dreamofhircine:

glumshoe:

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

annlander:

+10 armor +20 frost resistance -10 speed

pseudonymjones:

What’s so funny, Monster Kid?

l1p3k4:

genji flashback

comm info 

askfallenroyalty:

scotchtapeofficial:

god damn… powerful

she slapped that shit right back