lindsaylohac:

honestly is there anything more iconically rose lalondian than her in act 1 being all like. Wow John why is there a cake in the toilet, tut tut, ridiculous. Your house just needs a woman’s touch! then just frickin. categorically destroying the bathroom, all while being like ‘Everything’s under control John’ lmao i love her

diamondbubbles:

“It’s a subtle yet loving way to show your kindness to them!~ Though for couples I usually add a heart charm to each choker avoid any confusion.” - 💎Rarity💎

feathersescapism:

all of my otps. all of them. 

newkidsonmycock31:

tilthat:

TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY

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i can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

scotchtapeofficial:

idislikethissite:

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

dinoborn:

jesteresque:

i thought of this on the toilet and its really dumb

@intoaphelion

froborr:

Quest acquired: Pet the kitty!

Requirements: Pet the kitty.

Reward: Petting the kitty.

mindfulwrath:

unfortunatelyviolet:

volunteerfiredepartmentmember:

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

onsecondthoughtno:

frldfgjsk its done