Silver Tongue

fizzphii:

what do you mean im 2 days late

parks-and-rex:

apple-a-la-mode:

megapope:

preliminary articles getting accidentally published is never not funny

eritiacoli:

A poor oni who didn’t invest ranks in social skills.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Envy: Hey pipsqueak wanna hear a joke?
Ed: What?
Envy: The Philosopher’s Stone.
Ed: I don’t get it.
Envy: Exactly.
Ed:

nekurothings:

trolled

rockosedits:

Bojack Horseman in Rocko’s Modern Life!

dbxvii:

my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…
me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect