fizzphii:
“what do you mean im 2 days late
”

fizzphii:

what do you mean im 2 days late

megapope:
“preliminary articles getting accidentally published is never not funny
”

megapope:

preliminary articles getting accidentally published is never not funny

eritiacoli:

A poor oni who didn’t invest ranks in social skills.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Envy: Hey pipsqueak wanna hear a joke?

Ed: What?

Envy: The Philosopher’s Stone.

Ed: I don’t get it.

Envy: Exactly.

Ed:

nekurothings:
“trolled
”

nekurothings:

trolled

rockosedits:

Bojack Horseman in Rocko’s Modern Life!

dbxvii:

my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…

me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect