boyboobs:

girlballs:

liquidstar:

Oops

escuerzoresucitado:

somethingcorenotsure:

I think it’s so adorable that early humans took wild gourds - a tiny fruit that hollows out as it dries, making it float - and decided to make something out of it

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they thought the tiny fruit was so good that they bred it for thousands of years, making it larger to form into bowls and cups, and different shapes to become bottles and spoons

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and musical instruments

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And then, people took the hollow gourds they farmed, and they turned them into houses for birds. We adapted them into the perfect houses for birds, and now there are specific breeds of birdhouse gourd just for making into birdhouses

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And humans dedicated gardening space and time and thousands of years of breeding to make the gourds so absolutely perfect for birds, that there is a species of bird that lives almost exclusively in them

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toastpotent:

officialmoamt:

WHO’S READY FOR THIS KICKSTARTER TO LAUNCH, EH?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2085621436/miss-officer-and-mr-truffles

looks cool!! how can I donate to this?

fatheadedbutch:

utopians:

utopians:

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

thats not a bong thats a bing

anais-ninja-bitch:

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen:

ebonykain:

funny-tik-toks:

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

In case anyone hasn’t seen it

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, “oh, Fuck That Noise”

sl0anart:

But how can one say no to a God?

triviallytrue:

tanadrin:

bibliolithid:

tanadrin:

they did it, the lunatics. minecraft in minecraft. there’s something intensely philosophically delightful to me to look at an image of a three-dimensional space and know that it is a double abstraction, data distributed on hardware that is itself only data distributed on hardware.

“Video sped up roughly 2,000,000x”

it’s vanilla minecraft without command blocks, but they are running a server version designed to speed up redstone processessing enormously. even so they said the conversion rate for memory is about 2 gb -> 277 bytes. so not exactly a high-performance system!

here’s a video on the prototype of what they made it on. dear lord