askprompts:

fancyphobic:

are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

#send me an ask telling me which you think i am

primedoverlord:

This works on Netflix’ level too! 

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

were playing a new dnd campaign and weve been given new characters, we dont know their names, race, class or stats. its really dark so we cant see shit.

i made a perception check on myself and it seems as though i have some “spongey protrusions” on my head, just like a sponge, and gills, just like a sponge

so my name is sponge now and ive already crit failed twice at investigations checks so sponge isnt very good at things

im a axolotl !!

sponge !!

sollay-b:

I finally finished this! It was meant to be for the change your mind/diamond days event. Guess it’s late, but never too much.

Youtube video

EDIT: it’s up in FFBF too! please leave a vote if you want!

poetic-irony:

chaotic neutral

evilsnotbag:

Some Pearl doodles.

She must have been so lonely…

aeritus:

For several reason this combo just screamed Trikster

aeritus:

wow, you guys just want them beaten up mh? :P

squibot:

valorousdamnation:

drunk-winter:

charlesoberonn:

oolongearlgrey:

raisnutheraichu:

satsukitomoe:

kickloop:

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

I have a mighty need.

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

Imagine the PTA meetings

fite me helen

I need this

they suspect each others true identity but cant do anything without revealing themselves so when theyre both in their regular form at the neighborhood bbq, they just passive aggressively talk shit about each others super identity