Silver Tongue

gayavatarstyle:

Fire Nation guard: You two! What are you doing back here? Who are you?

Zuko and Sokka, on an undercover mission, simultaneously: I’m Li

The guard:

Zuko:

Sokka:

Sokka: we’re um

[awkwardly holds Zuko’s hand]

Sokka: we’re Mister and Mister Li

addickted-to-speight:

akajenny:

bubbleswithdimples:

imaginedlokiquotes:

Loki in a microphone of the space ship he used, to rescue Asgardians: Attention people, this is your King speaking. We’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. Thor just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be 20 pounds richer real soon.

Knowing how Asgardians are, don’t think they’d mind it that much.

Bruce: Oh my gosh! Are you out of your mind?! Somebody stop these two!

Valkyrie: *Shrugs, keeps sipping smoothy*

Asgardians: *Chanting* Do it! Do it!

Bruce:… *softly* what the f##k!

I mean, considering that they’re hard as fuck to kill, they’ve all became daredevils

asgardian in the background: Do an aileron roll at the same time!

sweetmeatdale:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

falloutnewvegans:

i love how scientists in fiction are always called  “scientists”. thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology.

No.

They are just Science Men ready to do Science.

“Do you understand what this could mean for science?

It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE”

Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does

Zillenial things

someoneintheshadow456:

strawberry-crocodile:

  • Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
  • Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
  • Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
  • Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
  • Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
  • Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
  • Pictochat
  • Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

classpectanon:

conversation with @silver-tongues-blog on discord

my new wishlist: game over getting interrupted by John punching Aranea

shiobookmark:

exigencelost:

bunjywunjy:

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

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This one?

kahazel:

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Did someone say ship dynamics??

These ones make me swoon~