5, Karkat: Karkat Vantas, known for his temper and yelling, uses his mouth to shout and curse quite often, and it’s very effective with such a big one!
4, John Egbert: At first glance, John Egbert does not seem to have a large mouth, however, he has a lot of teeth to fit in there and needs the extra space. No one is really sure exactly how many teeth he has.
3, Caliborn and Calliope: Who could forget that time Calibron gnawed though his leg? He must have a very large moth to accomplish such an action, and of course Calliope shares the same mouth, so she too has the same abilities.
2, Terezi: We all know you were expecting this one! Terezi is a big fan of many tastes and flavors, she very much enjoys putting the largest objects she can find in her moth, which only increase it’s already large size.
Honorable mentions: Kanaya, Vriska, Dirk, and Wayward Vagabond
1, Hearts Boxcars:
There’s no need for elaboration.
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dirk strider: According to the theoretical concept of the existence of the multiverse, there is a universal offshoot wherein I am a loving, kind, and caring creator; one who lets their magnificent creations exist in peace and harmony.
dirk strider, continuing to pour out the water hal just boiled for his tea, moving to replace said water with orange gatorade: This is not that universe.
hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into
hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman
hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.
hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes
let your players make up the magic system as they go along, doing whatever overpowered bullshit they want as long as they give a brief in-universe explanation of why they can do that (e.g. “actually i’m immune to fire magic because i’m wearing red”).
keep track of everything they do. then use the magic system they created against them, turning every deus ex machina they ever gave themselves into a diabolus ex machina (e.g. “you notice that the giant plant monster has a red ribbon tied around its trunk, making it immune to fire magic”).
its 2017 and i will still confidentially admit Homestuck had a great fucking shipping quadrant for fuckin multi ships and i will unshamefully apply it to other fandom ships
it’s 2018 and I still stand by this
Hussie: designs a shipping system he believes to be overcomplicated and nitpicky to screw with fans:
Everyone else: Actually this is a pretty useful rough system for different kinds of romantic, sexual and platonic relationships. It’s not perfect but it’s got a good amount of variety for fiction. I can use this.
How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
See Also: How to further endanger people in abusive relationships, brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad, with control issues.
It’s honestly like Christian Grey level micromanaging. Do you wanna fuck up your kid? Because this is how you fuck up your kid.
My parents did this to me as a teenager.
Nothing will ever match the horror of being called into your dad’s office at the age of 14 and him showing you screenshots of your own computer from the last several months.
Screenshots of private conversations with online friends.
Or records of my internet browsing history.
And then my fundamentalist christian parents asked, “do you masturbate?” because they found I had signed up for this site called “okcupid” in order to do the fun personality quizzes they had on it. And okcupid was a “sex site.”
And they would play mind games with me, pretending that they had been recording more of my activity than they actually had, but refusing to tell me how much, so I never really knew how much they actually knew, or how long they’d been spying on my computer, and I lived in constant fear of them pulling out a “WE KNOW YOU DID THIS, GOTCHA.” at any moment.
Sometimes when I left the room they would sneak onto my computer and go through anything I had left open.
I’m 23 now, and to this day I have a soul-crippling paranoia of anybody getting near my computer. Not even long term romantic partners. NOBODY touches my computer. Never ever ever ever.
Because instead of actually communicating with your children, stalk them instead to manipulate them emotionally.
This is terrifying and my parents did this to me constantly throughout my childhood. My mom hasn’t done it in the past year or so because I’ve been ‘good’ (I kind of just gave up on everything for awhile because of depression caused by my folks so I could do no wrong) and I still delete the history on the computer just in case. She still goes through my phone sometimes, though.
Phone horror story: my parents went through my phone when I was young and dating this girl, but I didn’t want my parents to know. I was afraid if they would accept me, my mom being religious, and my dad being the most important person to me. So every night, my girlfriend and I would say goodnight and “I love you”. But my parents were suspicious, took my phone, went through it, and then hid it.
They then watched me run around the house in a blind panic trying to find my phone for /hours/. I finally figured out what happened, confronted them, and was sat down for hands down the worst talk I’d ever received. They asked me if I was dating this girl. I said yes. They asked me if I was a lesbian. I said no, I’m bisexual. They then proceeded to tell me that “bisexuality isn’t real, I have to pick, it’s just a phase” ect.
And that’s my coming out story. I didn’t “come out”. I was forced to admit my sexuality under interrogation after they invaded my privacy, and then ridiculed. I have nothing to hide now, but when someone goes through my phone, I freak out. I don’t tell my family when I’m dating someone, even if I’m happy with them.
So yeah. Wanna fuck up your child for life? Wanna cause a major rift in trust between you and your kid? Go through their shit, and wondering why your kid doesn’t tell you when something’s wrong /years/ later.
Okay I don’t normally add things to posts but I’m going to tonight.
I used to be in a relationship with a cis girl; if I may remind everyone, I, also, am a cis female. I live in the bible belt of the United States and one of the most terrible places you can be in: Texas. That means I was raised with and around people who STILL believe that gays/trans/anything apart from ‘the norm’ is going to hell/condemned/disgusting.
I was crushing on this girl of mine for a couple of years, and my parents took my phone one time because I got in trouble. They’d read all of our texts. All of them. Everything. And they forbid me from ever speaking to her again and ended up taking me to “Christian” therapy. This made me unbelievably depressed and when this happened, I got back into self harm. Still, when you’re forced to grow up doing things that make you happy in secret because your parents are super consesrvative, you get sneaky. Eventually this girl and I ended up in a relationship. So I dated this girl for THREE YEARS, long distance, ENTIRELY in secret. I had to clear my text messages every 5 minutes, couldn’t EVER talk to her on the phone (except for when I finally got my car and was allowed to go our by myself, in which, I still had to be careful) and it made us both MISERABLE. If they found out we were talking not only would we not be able to again, but they wanted to place a restraining order on her just so that it would be IMPOSSIBLE for us talk again. All because they were MORTIFIED of me ‘being gay’.
And I’m not exaggerating. They would check the Verizon bills to see what numbers I’ve texted/called, would SNATCH my phone out of my and RANDOMLY and check through my messages/MSN, and I was subject to ‘random regular computer checks’. The girl I was with at this time had to pay $50 to get an area code that wasn’t the one they’d be looking for just so that we could text back and fourth without questions.
It destroyed me. It destroyed my sense of trust for my parents and even now, long after my relationship with this person has been ended and I am allowed and approved to date my current boyfriend, I still clear my texts out of pure fear and am still scared sometimes. I doubt they’d take my phone now that I’m nearly 21, but I have no idea and I can’t be too careful. I still haven’t come out to them as pansexual and probably wont ever.
If you love your children, don’t do this kind of shit to them. They’ll never trust you again.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you violate your child’s privacy in this way you’ll never earn their trust, you’re just creating a better liar.
This is not something your children will “understand” later; you will not be forgiven, you will not be confided in. You will create trust issues for your children for all of their future relationships. There is nothing about this that is ok.
I usually hate adding to posts especially considering my addition isnt really all that importnt, but this is happening to me now. my parents can’t go through my messages unless they have my phone, but they know every website i visit, every app i use, and can turn off or filter my access to the internet at any time. not only that, they can demand my phone at any point. One of the worse things they’ve been doing is creating nondescript tumblr blogs on their own phones and following my account, monitoring everything i post, tag, and everyone i talk to. they haven’t been actively looking at my messages for a while, but it still has had a long term effect on my anxiety levels and my overall trust in my parents.
In 1997, the council of the American Library Association (ALA) endorsed Article 19 from the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.[52] Along with Article 19, Article 18 and 20 are also fundamentally tied to the ALA Universal Right to Free Expression and the Library Bill of Rights.[53]Censorship, the invasion of privacy, and interference of opinions are human rights violations according to the ALA.
Your privacy is a human right. If it is being violated you should seek help from a Teacher or a Friends parent and consider contacting Social Services/Child Protective Services!
As someone with anxiety as it is, this will fuck you up. I have the luck of my mother being INSANELY idiotic so she doesn’t exactly know how to use my phone, but she will take it rarely. That in and of itself causes me to not trust her. And her being such a homophobe to the point where I had to justify wearing a multicolored beanie as “I like colorful things” or she was going to kick me out. For. A. Beanie. Parents. For the love of god. Do not do this to your children. Please.
My story isn’t as bad as most as above but my parents once bought a handy dandy device called MyCircle.
This device was a white cube made by Disney that could control any electronic that was connected to the wifi it was synced up to.
They decided to ban me form multiple websites using an age restricter, they put my device on a timer so I could only talk to my friends for thirty minutes.
They turned off all service and wifi for a week and one of my internet friends freaked out from no warning that I would be gone for that long of a time.
Children are not things to control and nor is their social life, leave their electronics alone
with 4/20 coming up here’s a reminder that if y'all support the legalization of marijuana you need to also be supporting decriminalization + the release of everyone in prison right now for marijuana-related charges (some of whom are serving as much as 20+ years) just as hard, if not harder.
if your pro-marijuana activism only supports white people starting weed shops and getting rich off of it while there are people of color and other marginalized people in jail whose lives have been ruined for doing the same thing and people still getting arrested every day for it and you just…don’t give a shit about that, that’s not cool.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
