secretmelon:

I saw this tweet and here’s my favorite addition from the comments

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ed: Come on, sir, the math thing isn’t the problem, night shift is keeping you and Riza apart. You two just need to bone.

Al: [strangled frightened noise]

Roy: What did you say?

Al, whispering: don’t say it again!

Ed: I said you two need to bone

Al: …

Roy:

Roy: how

Roy: dare you, fullmetal alchemist

Roy: i am YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!

[one minute later]

Roy: BONE?

[three minutes later]

Roy: What happens in my bedroom, fullmetal, is NONE. of your. business.

[five minutes later]

Roy: BoOoOoOoNE???

[ten minutes later]

Roy: don’t ever. speak to me like that again.

daily–sollux:

Behind my eyelids are islands of violence

starfish-drawz:

Keep an eye on your Reapers, they will take on a Heavy solo

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

“lol op made this up for notes”

*goes to a comedy show and yells ‘its true i was the ___’ after every story*

*waits for the applause to die down so everyone can hear me go “and then everybody clapped”*

binoctis:

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist