imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong
this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with
if you thought i didn’t immediately lose my mind when this guy turned into an immortal, marriage-eligible shortstack, you’re mistaken !!
i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose
Autistic people are like, “yeah I love following rules” and then proceed to rip apart the gender binary
I love following good rules. bad rules keep me from following better ones so I put them through a meat grinder and see what happens
The official rules suck, I have written my own.
the rules have to be consistent or they’re not the real rules
there are very few things less consistent than the gender binary
That’s not a contradiction at all. “I love following rules” means “I love having clear instructions instead of them being implied”. It doesn’t mean “I love obeying authority” or “I love conforming”.










