sorta-dad:

officialoislane:

I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

Shady motherfucker

daily-terezipyrope:

It could be!!! Happy 4/13 everybody !

CG: IF EITHER OF YOU PUT THAT COUNTERTOP IN OUR HIVE THE DIVORCE PAPERS WOULD HIT YOU SO FAST YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD FEEL IT.

GC: WHY DO3S TH3 L4RG3R PROP3RTY BROTH3R NOT S1MPLY 34T TH3 SM4LL3R ON3?

h33h33h33:

pope-benedict-xvi:

the story behind that fucked-up sollux gif is that i was trying to upload this gif

to tinypic but somehow it got corrupted into this fucking abomination

ITS 4:30 AM AN DI AM CHOKGING ON LAUGHTEWR

saccharinesylph:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

It’s a holiday

It took me a second, and then I was so mad, y’all. So mad.

kitsunetrickster:

Non-Homestuck users logging in today.

revscarecrow:

Happy Homestuck day you fucks

problemsleuth:

reblog this post before 413 ends (US central) and ill pick one person as the grand prize winner of one of the following of your choice:

• three homestuck albums of your choice from bandcamp
  
• a steam copy of hiveswap
  
• a homestuck drawing from me of whatever the heck you want

no giveaway sideblogs. you dont have to follow to enter. just be into that good good homestuck shit alright kids good luck have fun etc

askfallenroyalty:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

he has no face