Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea?
‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?
Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci.
…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses.
tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….
oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-
wait…. wot are u doin’ love?
lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse
HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS
HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.
Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.
oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
This is the visual equivalent of my mental state after half a bottle of vodka and a four-pack of red bulls at 4 am during exam season
12 yr old me reading fruitsbasket and checking out every volume at the library: god. this is so masterful. a tale of family, friendship, love…and the zodiac. tohru is so mature i want to be like her
21 yr old me watching fruitsbasket and crying: tohru honey you live in a tent
remember that time that she got really sick because she was pretending she was healthy to take care of her sick friends? the quote from that i will always remember “It’s okay to be selfish sometimes. you gotta take care of yourself before you can take care of others”
briefly yeah. it results in rose like, losing her shit and calling CPS on bro and dave getting mom into AA? there wasn’t really a happy ending tho
what if mom gets the proper help she needs and gets full custody of dave and rose and is an active sober mother while bro is in jail and has to pay child support
My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:
When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.
Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!
^^^
That, or EVERYTHING I WAS PLANNING has a range of effect and my allies all decided this is a GREAT TIME FOR MELEE and now I’m a) out of range for a non-effect action and b) really don’t want to burn/moonbeam my friends.
Listen my dudes….
If you’re ranged DPS, and the melee fighters rushed in to combat before you could do anything.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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