Silver Tongue

diovalo:

diovalo:

the he cookin edits are the only thing ive laughed at on this site in months

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does this not make you absolutely lose it

elucubrare:

levencamthenone:

levencamthenone:

diners, drive-ins and dives and dungeons and dragons and dinner and diatribes

and dunkin and donuts

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chasekip:

I love this scene in the fight between Ash and Guzma because it looks like typical anime “you’re not strong enough yet” bs but then u remember

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Golisopod has an ability where it literally has to run away when it gets low

So Guzma is basically just covering for his giant bug friends ability like

‘uhh…yea he said u guys are too weak so hes done with yall’

figmentera:
“ ‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and...

figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

rivendell101:

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You know, this is why content creators end up abandoning their works, right?

80 likes compared to 10 reblogs means that only 12% of people decided that what you did is worth showing other people.

If you like the thing, reblog it. You don’t even have to add tags, just spread it so that a) other people can see it, and b) the creator gets recognition for what they did.

Obviously, those numbers are never going to match, but the divide should not be that huge.

It’s even more important right now, because tumblr is garbage and they’ve stopped allowing anything with an outside link from appearing in tags. Writers/artists cannot tag things to their twitter/store/writing website. That can cause a significant drop in views, especially for newer creators.

Like… we aren’t asking for much. A few reblogs. Reviews/comments. No creator should have to beg for that much.

homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

do you think the trolls ever try to think up valid human  names?

Karkat: DID YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HUMAN NAMES ARE FOUR LETTERS LONG?  EXCEPT THE LAST NAME THAT’S AS LONG OR SHORT AS IT WANTS I GUESS.

Kanaya: Yes I Have Noticed.  Why?

Karkat: FUCK, SHIT, AND DAMN ARE ALL VALID HUMAN NAMES.

Kanaya: You’re Right But I…Don’t Think Anyone Would Ever Name A Human That…

Karkat: *pulling out a piece of paper and a pen and scribbling a doodle* THIS IS MY PERSONSONA, HIS NAME IS FUCK DAMNSHIT.

Kanaya: *trying not laugh* Oh My Gog

Kanaya: I Want A Personsona

*Karkat gives Kanaya a piece of paper and the pen and watches her as she draws*

Karkat: WHAT’S YOUR PERSONSONA’S NAME?

Kanaya: Her Name…Is Nook Eater 

sollay-b:
“Have a wonderful 4/13!
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sollay-b:

Have a wonderful 4/13!