scotchtapeofficial:

heres my fanart of taako fram thadventure zone …… 

ladygolem:

flatdrpepper:

if you drink this and hot dr pepper at the same time you’ll reach thermodynamic equilibrium and also die and this is a promise

i actually want to try this

mcpippins:

mccree, we need to talk about your italian accent…

if you haven’t listened to the retribution banter yet, you really should

setheverman:

just-shower-thoughts:

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

quietdeviless:

hehthar:

slow-riot:

thelilnan:

slow-riot:

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

This post is from 2014. Why has it gotten 20,000 notes in the last 24 hours? Danny DeVito is 73 now, Do your research before you reblog something.

O shit i forgot to do my pre-reblogging of a danny devito post research

chalkymints:

darkvioletcloud:

z-paladin:

tip-tophat:

z-paladin:

I remembered Jonathan’s backwards hat…

Look at his hat
look at it

he wants to be hip with the kids

“Should I be formal or casual?…I want to make a good impression and yet I want to be comfortable…Both? Yes, both is good…”

he’s like a 3 year old who can’t dress himself

Who was gonna dress him, his mom?

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown

also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill

incorrectfmaquotes:

Winry: [does something cute]

Edward @ god: are you seeing this shit?

Truth: fucking unbelievable

thelegendofkungjew:

Given the constant normalisation of mental illness, antirecovery, and straight up suicidal ideation on this bullshit website alone, I really can’t be mad about this.

This is the exact kind of vacuous bullshit their target demographic loves.