Silver Tongue

william-snekspeare:

happy trans day of visibility, here is a snake. she is visible

pukicho:

Under arrest for silly billy crimes
Minimum punishment? Death

salihombox:

Girls and their cats

somecutething:

lbk-princen:

lbk-princen:
probably one of the more underrated but hilarious lines from homestuck is when dave is like “i keep my home misted with john’s scent at all times” like ever since i read that line i havent been able to believe thats real and in the comic like it just registers as a fanon-y thing ig but no dave Said That. let me find it
like this kills me dkjfgf

honestly the entire casual banter between the players and the corrupted jade/jane were solid gold

saladsaladnovski:

jewcoded:
my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.
quit bragging

fakehistory:

Alita: Battle Angel theatrical release (2019)

spectralowls:

moveax0:
cloudruler:
someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????
me, who also has depression:

pargolettasworld:

sumoswine:
In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name…

sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGO
This makes a frightening amount of sense.