hexlatex:

If god didn’t want your mind to become enslaved by the thought-consuming tentacles he wouldn’t have given you such easily accessible earholes

katswenski:

Pettin’ those tiny little head hairs. 

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

thebootydiaries:

setheverman:

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

why do u keep posting about me who are u

miichaellburnham:

gabe and mccree: fighting over morality or whatever

moira and genji: can we get a waffle? can we please get a waffle

doefuq:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a logo thingy from me

Example:

I tried posting this 3 times now tumblr please work

elwurd:

just watch, in act 2 or 3 vriska’s meteor is gonna come down and crush both elwurd and ardata, killing them both to establish her dominance like a baby queen bee

But sollux is queen bee. Vriska is queen spider

bureau-of-spines:

This photographer took photos of people before and after she told them that there was an ammonia leak in the building.

positive-memes:

Ain’t no-body got time for dat