silver-tongues-blog:

Lup: 1000 degree knife vs the light of creation

Magnus: will it blend

Barry: Light of creation vs hydrolic press

Taako: Washing machine vs light of creation

Davenport: how to touch the light of creation

Merle: light of creation challenge (he eats it)

Lucretia: Light of creation asmr

To the people concerned with magnus being the one who should eat it, he was planning on drinking it if it blended.

dateamonster:

“spooky” is the perfect state of being. a step gentler than “scary”, a touch firmer than “odd”. more evocative than “interesting” but not leaning too far towards “eerie” or “uncanny”. spooky is nice and balanced. i like spooky things.

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A nighttime encounter!

(Submitted by goldenchanterelle)

Chance the president rapper

babyanimalgifs:

More dog snaps

quackatomic:

oh-man-aw-geez:

orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

embercoral:

heroineofwisdom:

thelyinglark:

Bowser in Smash:

Bowser in actual mario games:

Ganondorf in actual Zelda games:

Ganondorf in Smash:

King Dedede…anywhere, honestly

floralmarsupial:

New homestuck ask meme: guess who I kin, who I’m horny for and who my dick is scared of just based off how I draw them.

nyctaeus:

‘A Cluster of Rats’, a Japanese Netsuke (small sculpture) dated late 19th century