Silver Tongue

alleycatboy:

alleycatboy:

alleycatboy:

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

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fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

hell-propaganda:

hell-propaganda:

istealyourpunchlines:

hell-propaganda:

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

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Guys I got blorbo’d again and I don’t know who this person is either

All y’all are soooo proud of yourselves for recognizing the onceler. Well I would not be proud of that

awed-frog:

fuck-you-goro-akechi:

turtle-has-knife:

amemait:

lynati:

dragonthief2991:

dolcifool:

anime:

the-fault-in-our-balls:

anime:

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

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I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

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And I am losing my goddam mind.

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse?

wait.
shit.
oh god.
I can’t unsee it…

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Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

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The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

chucktheprophet:
“ island-delver-go:
“ stormdriver949:
“ normalstuffidk:
“ deerstroyer:
“ magical-awesome-kid:
“ xtremefangirling:
“ we-all-got-scars:
“IT’S MARCH
” ”
Uh… It’s still May…
” ”
It’s august
” ”
It’s September
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keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

femmchantress:

I’ve had a lot of weird asks in my 13 years on this website and this is certainly one of them

Can someone please fact check this??? Would they actually have to cancel the game??

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Myth BUSTED

starbuckssollux:
“ sorairo-deizu:
“ powerful-genderwitch-nea:
“ severalowls:
“ zonecassette:
“ eggcup:
“that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
”
holy shit
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I can’t even imagine what meaningless...

starbuckssollux:

sorairo-deizu:

powerful-genderwitch-nea:

severalowls:

zonecassette:

eggcup:

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

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holy shit

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I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

oh my god these are actually funny

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this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold