idk im a lesbian but jane and roxy give me the distinct vibe of “holy shit there is going to be SUCH a messy divorce if these two ever held hands”. like they fight over dinner and bring out the absolute worst in each other and then…just get a fucking divorce like normal people and suddenly! can interact with each other again! like normal people!
roxy: oh hon what did u do 2day
jane: Oh, I just finished the paperwork for rebranding Crockercorp! Luckily I’ll be able to reestablish the storefronts and factories pretty easily because I bought out some carapacian neighborhoods, haha. And there’s a shareholder meeting at six, so will you be alright if I miss dinner? I’ll probably be back by ten thirty but–
roxy, already halfway out the window, sobbing as she throws her wedding ring and making a phone call to her soulmate/wife/galpal, calliope: /r/legaladvice how do i divorce girl elon musk please help me
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
… corn?
This is adorable
YES VERY GOOD
Too amusing not to reblog.
“(then I lost control of the room for a minute or so)”
I have never deep dish before and frankly what the fuck
Deep dish is good and “you will be fat” is extremely accurate
cursed concept: strider-lalonde group lets play channel
MORE cursed concept: very sweet and normal english-harley-crocker-egbert group gardening and cooking channel that takes place in the same house at the same time as whatever the fuck the strider-lalondes are doing
the most cursed concept; the cooking and gardening has more rage induced comedy than the lets play
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
