singsongstardust:

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

sketch-shepherd:

The “fictional big dogs befriending tiny cats” holy trinity 

flurryarts:

I’m calling out the entire fandom including myself

i dont like being called out like this

lynxgriffin:

You’ve heard of Spearmint, now get ready for…Pumpkin Spice!

Yup, it’s another new part for Paper Trail! In which we get introduced to Aelsir! He’s got a pretty different attitude then Eslira.

Gonna be a bit of a break, but more will be along later!

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raptorific:

raptorific:

One of the McFunny Bros asked “can shazam vote” on their podcast and now I think it would be funny if one of the other superheroes asked him if he voted and he’s like “oh no I’ve never voted” and they all give him shit for it like he’s some “I don’t care about politics” idiot but actually he’s just 14

Superman: It’s your civic duty, man, how can you expect to affect real change if you don’t even muster up the bare minimum effort to participate?

Batman: I mean yeah all politicians are crooked but some of them are clearly less crooked than others and its our responsibility to minimize that corruption in the system

Aquaman: Not to mention climate change, if I don’t vote for green candidates my house is going to boil over

Billy: coolcoolcool yeah I’m totally gonna sign up to vote next time I’m at the politics store, anyway do any of you guys play fortnite?

Aquaman: yeah

the implication that aquaman plays fortnite is terrifying

lovlae:

haaaaate seeing rich ppl mansions that are so modern and minimal and severe like an art museum or smth…like hello ur in the perfect situation to build the coziest most ethereal home full of unique treasures and ultimate comfort. instead u buy beds and couches that look like they’re from roblox. anyways 

middle-aged-women-trash:

truly inspiring

grandpamagnet:

roachranch:

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

voidcactus:

Your greatest gift to me, and I’m killing him.

outcastcreates:

just–another–outcast:

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes