mactevirtute:

mactevirtute:

mactevirtute:

My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

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I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

Apollo speak to me

froggods:

honestly i hate more than anything on this site that none ov u can believe ppl can just have good intentions like u do it to me and u do it to warriormale nd u do it to the mcelroys where u see a good person and instead ov just letting them be a good person u are just fucking ITCHING 2 EXPOSE them cause no body can be good or whatever

quit that shit! its fucking sad!

stressed-daydreamer:

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BRINGING THIS OLDY MEME BACK

just-banner:

I love that Thor’s haircut is the first thing Bruce mentions after transforming back!

dcsdreambubbles:
“ i was just tryna do a sketch but it got out of hand. i really like the color comp, but now you can barely see Atil’s poor face lol
thank you to @cryptidtrolls for letting me doodle for him, and i promise i will get a clearer shot...

dcsdreambubbles:

i was just tryna do a sketch but it got out of hand. i really like the color comp, but now you can barely see Atil’s poor face lol

thank you to @cryptidtrolls for letting me doodle for him, and i promise i will get a clearer shot of his face soon,  when he’s not all hooked up <3

toddnet:
“ wereralph:
“ shouutotodoroki:
“ frogadir:
“@shouutotodoroki
” ”
i hate y'all so much but it’s not wrong
”
the only wrong thing about this is that fuery and alphonse should switch placements
”

toddnet:

wereralph:

shouutotodoroki:

frogadir:

@shouutotodoroki

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i hate y'all so much but it’s not wrong

the only wrong thing about this is that fuery and alphonse should switch placements

pumpkin-spice-paradox:
“I think I may have unlocked the secret to success. feel free to contribute to this theory
”

pumpkin-spice-paradox:

I think I may have unlocked the secret to success. feel free to contribute to this theory

anarchyinblack:

genderbinaryisforlosers:

do you ever suddenly realise that every last alchemist in fma is a nerd

they’re scientists. they’re nerds.

and yet somehow…… they also manage to be jocks.

they are the perfect combination of bro and loser. alex has more muscles than friends. roy sulks like a wet puppy when he can’t use his magic flames. ed can’t ride big rollercoasters.

only True Jock in this franchise is Riza Hawkeye and i think that’s beautiful

And Scar was an ultrajock, running around with stolen homework, hunting down nerds as the ultimate bully in Amestris.

Does that make bradley the dean? The one in charge who yells at the frats who are ruining the school. Imagine him walking on campus to find roy TP’d the building and yells “MUSTANG HOOOOOOOOUSE”