Silver Tongue
caucasianscriptures:
“Story of My Life
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cinematic parallels

caucasianscriptures:

Story of My Life

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cinematic parallels

gaycaspian:

this year, don’t be afraid to be yourself. grow fangs!!! unfurl your wings!!!! vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence!!!!! stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until god himself comes down to tell you to stop!!!!!!!!!!!

block-of-redstone:

enderman saddle proposal

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zodiac signs as bill wurtz tweets

burnt-effigy:

cdpdoodler:

ARIES:

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TAVROS:

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GEMINI:

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CANCER:

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LEO:

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VIRGO:

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LIBRA:

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SCORPIO:

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SAGITTARIUS:

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CAPRICORN:

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AQUARIUS:

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PIEXES:

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silver-tongues-blog:

Me: *chillin in the afterlife*

Some asshole trying to seance with a hasbro toy: I call upon the spirits!

me: ugh what a fuckin loser.

Me: *moves planchet* 

Some Asshole: W A A A A H ? what the fuck is that supposed to mean? who are you?

Me: *move planchet again*

Asshole: W A L O U I J A

weather outside: *lightning and a distant waaaahhh*

why are people reblogging this stupid fucking post

rockyrocksrox:
“Oh my god I really hope y'all know what’s going on here
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rockyrocksrox:

Oh my god I really hope y'all know what’s going on here

lemurfeature:

Beach dragon! Character is owned by Crocsushi over on Twitter: https://twitter.com/crocsushi

3d views and more on my artstation: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/585l3P

noobtheloser:
“drawing people’s D&D characters for a few hours twitch.tv/yourdndstories
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noobtheloser:

drawing people’s D&D characters for a few hours twitch.tv/yourdndstories

yourplayersaidwhat:

Why my DM loves me but the fellow players don’t

Alright so I was in a lost mines of Phandelver adventures league game and we were talking around the forest in the opening section trying to find the goblin hide out. Our ranger runs ahead leaving the Cleric, Fighter, Bard and Warlock (me) to try and catch up. The bard at the front of the marching order fails their perception check and falls into a pit trap and the following ensues:

Cleric: I wanna try and grab them before they fall in!

DM: Alright athletics check

Cleric: Shit, 10?

DM: Hmm well you definitely grab the bard but you’re now slowly falling in as well

Fighter: I’ll try and help him! *Rolls* nat 1

DM: You realise you didn’t put on your glasses this morning and walk towards the pit and fall straight in

Warlock: Cleric are you reaching an arm out for help?

Cleric: Uh yeah??

Warlock: Alright I cast mage hand and give him a high five

DM: (Through laughing) inspiration for the Warlock!

itmustvebeenthefairies:

holy shit he wasn’t kidding

huh, never realized 30 ft vertical leap was one of the requirements on the polygon hiring process.