Silver Tongue

b1sky:

themightymary:

b1sky:

absolutely-nothing-to-see-here:

Fun fact

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also ….

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Just want to confirm, while that’s definitely him voice acting it, did

Did he write that cause I’m having a hard time finding the source

o ya it’s hard to see in the screenshot but the artist is @alyssaphire 

~here~ is a link to that blog post in specific

smallsisnotthrowingawayhershot:

cinematic parallels between chaotic good english major bastards

marinebiologyshitposts:

marinebiologyshitposts:

marinebiologyshitposts:

marinebiologyshitposts:

hm.. today i want to adventure the ocean!!!

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here we are in the epipelagic zone!!! nice and warm and blue!!! but let’s go deeper!!!

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woah… the mesopelagic zone looks cool… but let’s go even deeper. we can do it

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we have arrived at the bathypelagic zone… it doesn’t get deeper… or does it

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we have made it to the abyssopelagic zone!!!

hm. it’s really dark. let’s light this place up! just gimme a minute…

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Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

starcatcherdreamsnatcher:

punny-trash:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

melodythefab:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Every single time I get a TERF in my inbox my alliance to the trans community becomes stronger

TERF: trans lesbians are straight men blah blah blah terfy crap you’re a lesbian blah blah blah what if someone forced you to like dick blah bla

Me:

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Biphobe: blah blah blah how can you date a bi person mimimimi they’re not loyal blah blah

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Anti nb person: mimimi non-binary people aren’t real and that’s a made up identititty blah blah

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People who invalidate asexuals-

Asexual people aren’t valid, they don’t deserve a place in the LGBT+ community, that’s not even a thing you can-

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IT GOT BETTER!!

Aaaaaaallllllll of the yes

airpods of respect

AS THE OP, I VIOLENTLY APPROVE OF THE AIRPODS OF RESPECT.

accioharo:

iwilleatyourenglish:

pissvortex:

givinginandsigningup:

This is kind of bullshit on Jim’s part. She’s not responsible for her grandfather’s sins.

he didn’t even mention alessandra she went out of her way to defend her dead fascist grandfather

Alessandra Mussolini is an adamant nationalist who has worked to glorify Italy’s past.

she founded Social Alternative, a coalition of alt-right political parties, when the conservative group to which she previously belonged, National Alliance, tried to move away from their fascist past. 

she also produced fraudulent signatures for an election in 2005 and, when she was criticized by transgender Italian MP candidate Vladimir Luxuria for being a fascist, she replied “better a fascist than a f***gt.”

in october of last year, she declared she’d sue anyone who spoke ill of her grandfather. 

as someone who has family that literally fled italy during his rise to power, all i can say is she is a fucking monster and i hope she rots in hell. the fact her family continues to have political power is a fucking disgrace.

what makes this whole situation wilder is that the media is labeling it as a ‘feud’ even though Jim hasn’t responded to or acknowledged any of her comments at all. So it’s entirely onesided lol.

(Also yeah she isn’t responsible for her grandfather’s mistakes, but she’s perpetuating his legacy and defending him so she can fuck off forever.)

Never judge someone by the sins of their ancesters, HOWEVER if they defend those ancesters, you can judge them for that since its a current action that just says they would do the same thing if they could.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i’m beautiful. i’m strong. i’m smart. my penis is of above average size. i’m good at videogames

i just realised this post might be spread to people who dont know me personally but the fact that i’m girl is integral to the comedy of this post so: i’m girl

transphobes dont interact

ironwoman359:

pebbleofgod:

brosefvondudehomie:

fullpraxisnow:

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

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I so rarely see clapbacks with biblical quotes, and it really warms my heart