we all want to relate to pl satan but Uriel just reveals the location of Paradise bc satan disguised himself as a smooth slice and frankly Uriel, Eyes of God and Certifiable Dipshit, was absolutely duped bc satan made himself Really Cute with limbs that “”“diffused suitable grace.””” uriel’s Sharp Heavenly Eyes popped out of his sockets like a fucking looney toon! the archangel uriel got catfished! humanity paid the price! that’s the most relateable gay feeling in the entire book actually
#uriel @ing satan on satan’s private instagram: Wow You’re Praising Man?? Haha Wow That’s So Cool And Admirable?? Do U Have Snapchat Haha?#the worst thing is that uriel spots satan directly after his whiny outburst at the sun and satan looks really pissed and uriel’s like shit#uriel: take him swimming before just SAYING haha
I’m so sorry, I had to save your tags, this is THE funniest text post ive seen in my life lgrkkl’;re
The mcelroys having such a large queer fanbase makes a lot of sense when travis says that 3 of his closest friends are bi women…. the mcelroys are all the token het friend in a queer friend group
car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion
jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!
restaurant commercials: Its Back
(click then open the image in a new tab to see a bigger version! :00)
AH I HAD SO MUCH FUN COLORING THIS!!!
And art trade @stuffbyshelbyart !!!!
AS YOU CAN SEE, she has an absolutely wonderful style THAT I WANT SO BAD and she was so lovely to let me color this! :00
HERE’S HER END AND OMG SHE COLORED MY SHERM SO BEAUTIFULLY SOBS
me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?
Instead of saying “X is illegal so its bad” we should start saying “X is harmful/ immoral/ unethical so its bad”
The law has nothing to do what is right, and what is wrong, laws are not a reflection of morals and ethics, they are ment to provide an illusion of safety to the working class and to justifiy state violence.
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