Silver Tongue

kurtleneck:

I think everybody in the polygon/bdg fanbase needs to thank @laura47 for taking such amazing pictures from unraveled live, here I will list some of my favourites

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cumaeansibyl:

raptorific:

Apparently for dudes who’ve got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, “someone who’s wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they’re smarter than you” is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you’re just fucking with them, and as long as you don’t admit you’re fucking with them or acknowledge that there’s anything Off about what you’re saying, they won’t be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won’t be able to see that will literally never happen. 

this is objectively the best kind of trolling and it always brings me joy, please send me all your examples

pussylipgloss:

travelingworkshop:

augieboogie:

hooligan-nova:

ravenousbelly:

tuffgreg:

kbonezz:

GUYS

holy sh*t

what. WHAT

Kapoor: *Being a jerk and not sharing*

Semple: “So I just got a degree in nanotechnology specifically for this and anyway everyone have some paint”

Semple: a God amongst Men

Ok NOW things are getting interesting.

I am guessing Semple has created a new black PIGMENT that is close to the effect of super black. Vantablack is not pigment, and cannot be used in paint. This actually changes the game.

Kapoor may have the rights to the real blackest black, but Semple may have made a super black artists can actually use.

i can’t believe a meme is going down in art history

themanwithasteelheart:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

“Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?”

“Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day”

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herrfivehead:

i’m actually yelling bc of this sketch

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mint-bees:

respecramen:

mint-bees:

Ive never played dnd before but if I ever get to be a dm I’m going to present it as a serious game the first 2 or 3 sessions no funny sounding names no nothing its all high fantasy and serious before completely shattering it in the worst way possible

explain

Sure, imagine Your party stuck in a cave fighting wild catlike creatures or something alike.

The creatures have blocked the way out And the only other way out seems to be a steady but shallow stream of water going deep inside the cave. You are losing the Fight but then you look up at The entrance And you see a silhouette of a man in expensive looking clothing looking down on you. You plead for help but he doesnt respond, instead he starts charging a spell Which makes the water coming from outside cover the caves Floor. The spell Weaves Around Your party but is starting to tug at the creatures. When you look up at the man you can see his face because of the glow coming from his hands, he looks middle aged, human with dark skin and short grey hair. His unexpressive eyes suddenly turn bright red as he says in a calm yet powerfull voice:

“Perish.”

All the animals in the cave get swooped away by the water, letting out one final cry as they get carried into the abyss. he slowly walks to Your weakened party. He stops right in front of you.

“Hail And Well met, my name is Barack, descendent of the house of White.”

ghoulgoon:

ghoulgoon:

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

banahbanah:
“ desidesidesi:
“ logicalparafox:
“ minimalistgrufti:
“ great-tweets:
“literally what the fuck
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Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call...

banahbanah:

desidesidesi:

logicalparafox:

minimalistgrufti:

great-tweets:

literally what the fuck

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Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

funny how broccoli tastes pretty good when its actually cooked and paired with other ingredients rather than just steamed and eaten by itself.

banishedquasiroyal:

roxy lalonde being nonbinary makes a lot of sense because gender=void jokes duh. also i like her and im nonbinary so im right!

can horuss and equius be nonbinary too?