Silver Tongue

just-shower-responses:

sideways-inspiration:

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.

I CANT REACH ANYTHING

Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar

no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces

lesbidrake:

buttercup-bug:

buttercup-bug:

i don’t care about zodiac signs or alignment charts!!!!!!!

what freakin eeveelution are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m flareon

here’s a quiz to help you out!

witchgays:

sapphicsucculent:

witchgays:

MLM

mage loving mage

Wlw

Witch loving witch

solidarity

siderealsandman:
“ cephalotodd:
“rick riordan off the shits
”
rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers
”

siderealsandman:

cephalotodd:

rick riordan off the shits

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

invincible-selfxmade-punk:
“ gabarsomali:
“ thejaystar13:
“ gabarsomali:
“So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay
”
Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not...

invincible-selfxmade-punk:

gabarsomali:

thejaystar13:

gabarsomali:

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this:
“If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.”

No. Literally no I do not.

outofcontextdnd:

“Does losing a kidney to a demon goddess count as a preexisting condition?”

probablybadrpgideas:

A campaign full of bards. They are not only adventurers, but also a boyband. And there is also a single rogue, which acts as their manager

kinkstertime:

texnessa:

whales-are-gay:

femminiello:

gan-firling:

neueratemybaby:

cantnotmove:

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

WHAT DID WE DO?!

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When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

Zillenial things

someoneintheshadow456:

strawberry-crocodile:

  • Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
  • Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
  • Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
  • Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
  • Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
  • Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
  • Pictochat
  • Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

1994-2002 generation put your hands up