Silver Tongue

bonmod:

biancathecrossbow:
Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.
Well, to be fair:
If every actor/entertainer just did their job and kept quiet about politics then our current reality TV star president would never have run for office.

l0bsterpolice:

centaurself:
voidsarcade:
30-minute-memes:
Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions
@centaurself

looking4myson:

spidermanlet:
zorri:
*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:
eelpatrickharris:
i have obtained. gnorts
beautiful investment, very sexy, 10/10
todd, i was feeling very empowered in my new gnooty gnorts and you had to come along and say This

duskenpath:

duskenpath:
Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!
My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

theshitpostcalligrapher:

#names vape vlad the inhaler
holy fuck i saw this in the notes fuck you for being way more funnier than me holy moly

bookavid:

the-cloud-road:
theravenbcys:
past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
delete this

batcemetery:

gold-kushkloudz:
im sorry but

calendarstuck:

today-in-homestuck
It’s been three years since…
[S] Collide. [04/06/2016]