dukeofbookingham:

makeitstople:

dukeofbookingham:

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

moonpaw:

how romantic!

Why so nerveous, Asriel?
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chantrymouse:

cishetsbeingcishet:

cishetsbeingcishet:

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

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lest we forget

guniwfool:

Top nine pictures of Alphonse Elric (Volumes 1-6)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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3h2so4:

dragondicks:

on the 2 year anniversary of the down with cis bus post, it’s worth remembering that the down with cis bus was a cartoonishly absurd story made up by a cis person to try to pretend that trans people are dangerous, whereas the down with trans bus is a real fucking bus that cis people paid money to create and drive around

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antifainternational:
“SHOTS FIRED!
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antifainternational:

SHOTS FIRED!

lonely-lucretia:
“tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads
”

lonely-lucretia:

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads