somehowsentient:

fungalslime:

When I was 3 I thought this was god

it is

twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

cyberlesbiab:

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

memecollege:

Kris.. Where’s the Door?

feministism:

probablykoboldramblings:

greelin:

why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…

A druid wrote this

tughhfggdgvff:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

This is what they like to call Environmental Storytelling

nintenerd64:

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

Kid ran up to me at work and said “excuse me, ma'am, do you know where the bathrooms are?” And I have never felt more validated in my life

afro-elf:

violetlanternwerewolf:

afro-elf:

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy