jakemorph:

newsass flashhole

gaystation-4:

me looking at tumblrs with four column layouts like:

galaxyfun:

john: its called fashion look it up

writhe:

powerfrog:

all fashion advice for short guys is aimed at making them look taller. what if i just want to look sluttier

hopefully this will help

carnivorouscormorant:

Can’t wait to meet you

sushinfood:

argumate:

lady-feral:

kingjaffejoffer:

Boss shit

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

flip-this-table:

ellathehonorarywinchester:

longlore:

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.”
Me: “Is that so?”
Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.”
Me: “So men are the best way to go?”
Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.”
Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.”
Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

I C O N I C

Rekt.

the irony is that men have historically left women unsatisfied.

possumoftheday:

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