Silver Tongue

probablybadrpgideas:

A party in which every member coincidentally has the same name.

banishedquasiroyal:

older lady: why are these prices so HIGH

me: capitalism

older lady, suddenly going into beast mode: oh? then what do you want? socialism? communism?

me, who usually tries to refrain from throwing down with customers: idk, anything but what we have now lol ? free healthcare would be cool

older lady: WHAT i lived in great britain for FOUR YEARS and i HATED that. i don’t want to pay for somebody’s HEALTHCARE

me, losing my shit: okay but realistically that’s better than having 20 yr olds die because they didn’t get insulin right

older lady: but ABORTION is okay??

me, having lost my shit: are you trying to sound like a cartoon villain right now ma’am

alicenginger:

zooophagous:

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

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or this

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and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

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actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

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her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

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please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

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this is so funny, thank you

fandomiislife:
“Well Tamatoa Hasn’t Always Been This Glam
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fandomiislife:

Well Tamatoa Hasn’t Always Been This Glam

imidori-ya:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

imidori-ya:

Can you imagine the sheer confusion and fear American villains must’ve undergone when All Might was in America? Like, just think of how it would feel to have a very large Japanese man yelling the names of your country’s states at you right before he hits you with enough force to level a city. And United States of Smash is the ultimate power move, just yell the name of the country you’re in at your opponent until they cry. Every villain he faced in America was probably just doing this

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Originally posted by winamp

All Might: TEXAS SMASH!


Villain: /as he’s flying off from the impact/ we’re in New Yoooooorrrrkkkk!

This is the best addition to this post, don’t @ me

thedreadqueen:

rowantheexplorer:

diseonfire:

the-bluuuuest:

michigrim:

michigrim:

Japan’s complete lack of understanding of declining birth rates in relation to its work culture reminds me a lot of how America has an assumption that millennials are killing industries when the truth is they are more frugal because of a lack of funds.


Both come from a conservative mindset that neglects the impact that a toxic work culture can have on society.

A 80+ hour work week in order to maintain financial stability isn’t exactly a solid ground to date people and eventually build a family from a healthy relationship.

A workforce comprised of 20 somethings that make between 20-40k a year in entry positions isn’t a good ground to build a reliable consumer base when a huge chunk of that is going to rent, utilities, car payments, and student loans.

This is a fascinating connection, you should write a paper on this

I am convinced that, in general, people want to have families. Many, if not most, would be happy to raise children. But in order to have children and raise them, especially to do so well, people need happy, stable relationships, financial security and time to devote to - you know - actually raising the child. You need both money and time to do that.

If people are not given the time and means to be able to create social connections and strong relationships, to devote to parenthood and family, then they are not going to do it. How can they?

If anything Millennials are out there trying to prove that we’re better potential parents than our parents were, because we’re practicing safe sex, using contraception and abortion to make sure we’re not bringing a child into a life that’s a financial mess where we’re working too many hours to even raise the kid. Prior generations complain that we were raised by TV and video games, and that may be true, but the thing is, we know that the reason we had to be raised by TV and video games is that their workaholic butts were never home to do it themselves, and we’re not going to do that to the next kids. And that may mean not having kids until conditions are right.

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