Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.
Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.
Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.
Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.
Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.
No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.
Just a reminder that K9s and police dogs are not cute. They are not “uwu smol pupper bean trying their best!1!1!” They are a twisted and evil creation of white supremacy and police violence. They are abused, tortured, and trained to maul victims to death unless they are removed with brute force. They are trained to attack harder if the victim adopts a defensive (nonthreatening) strance. They are *racist*, frequently trained to be particularly violent to black folks. And the vast majority of them are abused and euthanized. Remember this the next time you see a seeminly cute picture of a German Shepherd puppy in a too-large K9 vest: that dog is going to be trained to murder and brutalize, it is going to be tortured throughout training and service, and it will be killed just as thoughtlessly as its victims when it is no longer of use.
K9 units are police brutality.
The woman who runs the dog training facility that I’ve worked at has a rescue shepherd who failed out of K-9 unit training. Meaning that he didn’t tolerate the abuse he was put through.
This poor dog, while he’s doing so much better years down the line, took a long time to not be wary of everyone and everything. And because he’d had some attack training, him being wary meant that he’d attack. The K-9 unit training made this dog afraid of the world and the only thing the dog knew how to do to make scary things stop was to attack.
He’s still reactive and still extremely cautious of people he doesn’t know and can still flip into that attack mode if a lot of care isn’t given to reading his body language and understanding when he’s even the slightest bit tense so that he can be excused from the situation. All because of what was done to him through K-9 unit training.
The abuse from K-9 unit training stays with these dogs their whole lives. It’s cruel and heartless what these dogs go through, and it’s just as cruel and heartless what these dogs end up doing to people because of that training.
An isolated hotel heiress falls for a destitute staff worker at one of her suites she owns, despite their class divide and initial hostility they begin a bumpy relationship that matures into real affection
which all sounds like the back of a cliche romance novel or something but it’s actually just the description of the Zack and Cody B plot of these two
Candy Counter Girl and Lonely Socialite, working title: Suite Tooth
Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.
that one part in Murder on the Rockport Limited where griffin is so blown away by the dumb plan they’ve agreed on that he drops the storyteller act for a moment to emphasize ‘travis if you fuck this up i will actually actually actually kill magnus and he will be dead’
imagine if he beefed that roll and slammed into the side of a mountain at 100mph and that was The Story of Magnus Burnsides
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
