1. Peach is to the Toads what Bowser is to Koopas - a larger form of the same species that ‘rules’ over the others, kind of like how we think of queen bees.
Peach, therefore, is a kind of mushroom.
Babies in the world of Mario are delivered by stork.
It’s entirely possible that Peach has no idea how animal beings reproduce. This explains why she’s so willing to believe that she’s Bowser Jr’s mother.
Bowser Jr: Leave my mama alone!
Peach, internally: shit when was the last time I unleashed a cloud of spores
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie
actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”
ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.
i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.
>girl rats are smaller
>Remmy is smaller
>Remmy is trans
remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking
remmy: dad i think im a boy
dad: sure son
remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage
This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)
Howard: So it’s settled! The fate of Doctor Who’s TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death match on the battlefield of Thundercats versus Transformers.
Person filming: [audible tapping of spacebar key to pause video]
Person filming: [yelling loudly, accompanied by hand gestures
] FUCK YOU! WHERE WAS THE JOKE?
Person filming: [still angry, more hasty] HE JUST FUCKING NAMED A BUNCH OF SHIT! HOW IS THIS COMEDY?
Person filming: [unpauses video]
Show: [laugh track, actors on screen awkwardly laughing]
Person filming: [overlapping audio of show, audibly irate] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHYYY?!?!
Ready Player One (2018, directed by Steven Spielberg, based on the novel by Ernest Cline)
Fun fact:
I have never met a “nerd” that likes BBT and the one really fervent fan I met was a coach from my High School that was probably the sort of meathead that bullied “nerds” back in the day.
The show isn’t actually made for Geeks, it’s made for people that want to feel like Geeks now that being one is trendy and don’t actually know anything about nerdy sub-cultures beyond stereotypes.
if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’
What they’re furious about is how the other staffers will see that it can be done and possibly revolt against the unfair pay they’re getting or just up and leave.
Which they should. Staffers should revolt or leave, and underpaying congresspeople should be fucking scared.
They’re pocketing the money that they could be using to pay those staffers a decent wage, but damn, they want that fifth car and extra 20th vacation to cheat at golf and fuck kids in Thailand or some shit.
It’s not about the principle, it’s about demonstrating that it can be done, successfully, and the idea spreading to us little people that we can rise up and take back what is already rightfully ours anyway. Vive la revolution! Madame Guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs.
I can’t get over what a righteous line “madame guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs” is.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
