yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist
Tom Holland photographed by Michael Muller for Man About Town Magazine
me browsing my dash: cool pic but wouldn’t…
In Love with these scene ***
k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality
ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:
1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother
2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes
3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one
4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms
5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it
Also the fact that Thor and Loki are named as their characters, but Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum in every universe, fictional or otherwise.
Murphy’s Law of Tumblr: anything that can be misinterpreted will be misinterpreted
Several things that cannot possibly be misinterpreted by any form of mental gymnastics known to man will also be misinterpreted.
not all gymnasts are men!
this is over a year overdue but here you will find MBMBaM’s completely PG advertisement for extreme restraints, an extremely non-PG online sex shop. its the funniest six and a half minutes that podcasting has ever produced
“hey, you know how sometimes when you turn into a werewolf, people chain you up in the basement? well, what if only your privates turned into a werewolf? have you thought about that undereserved portion of the population?”
