He was unusually informed bc of his job & specialized training -
plus he had an attorney on the phone who also said he was on his way
over. I’m sure this too served as a deterrent to ICE abuse.
If he was a black man he’ll have been dead by 0.30secs of this video
ICE is a terrorist organization literally using forged documents to make unlawful arrests.
You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.
That’s it
that’s it, man.
The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.
And maybe go some places
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
you know what this means though, right? the secret to long life is having a nose!
[image description go! A series of scribbly panels featuring Ned and Duck as pokemon trainers. In panel 1, an Alolan Persian falls over, fainted and Ned, with a minccino on his shoulder shouts, “Claudius!” Panel 2, closes up on Ned glancing at minccino as he raises a pokeball. “I can’t send you out… better send out that weird Stantler I caught by the dumpster.” Panel 3, the ball is thrown as Ned yells, “GO GLADYS” and opens to reveal a weird stantler an Arceus. Cut to panel 4, Duck looking distressed as he says a flat, “What.” Panel 5, Duck has crossed over to Ned with Arceus floating looking at them and tells him, “That’s an Arceus fer fuck’s sake Ned!” Ned (and his minccino) look amused as he replies, “Duck, don’t tell me you actually believe in those legends?” Duck asks, “What Stantler floats?!” Ned: “An Alolan one!” Panel 6, Gladys the Arceus rumbles out a, “Staaaaaaaaaantlerrrrr”. Duck points at it and says, “You’re not helping! What are you getting out of this?!” End description
Listen. The pokemon au @aceoofhearts and I are talking about doesn’t make sense but we’re having fun.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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