Silver Tongue

thatsonofamitch:

This… is a bucket.

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Dear
GOD.
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thatsonofamitch:

There’s more.

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sarcasminc:

badjokesbyjeff:

Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease

Me: “How rare?”

Doctor: “You pick the name”

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zarla-s:

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Mystery door, it’s probably fine.

Asgore brought up their lack of knowledge about door knobs a long while back, and we’ve seen those hand pads many times before, haha. Even way way back when

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shesnake:

the funniest part of black panther is when the cia man is like “wow I can’t believe killmonger is using the government-dismantling terrorist murder skills we taught him for evil :/“

I read that as cis man at first not cia man

michellechang:

fuck pennywise and michael myers tbh brenda meeks is the only horror movie icon that deserves to be in mortal kombat 11

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spencerneedstea:

cleoselene:

thetrumpimpeachment:

Trump sent the military to build new border fence. Thieves are now making off with it.

LMFAO:

…thieves in Tijuana, Mexico are simply making off with sections of the wire, selling them to city homeowners who are using it to shore up their own home “security.”

Some homes in the same area had identical wire installed in front of their homes, as an added layer of protection to their property lines and fences, but residents declined to comment about how they obtained the material.

🤣🤣🤣

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