we all like to complain about the love triangle in the hobbit movies and fair enough it’s a horribly overused and lazy trope but let’s be real it was BARELY a love triangle…like all legolas ever does to indicate he’s even remotely interested in tauriel is watch her talking to kili with a vaguely annoyed expression on his face in the desolation of smaug, which is in character for legolas given that he stares disconcertingly in the wrong directions for about half of his total screentime in the lord of the rings, and then say that one throwaway line about how his dad “ is my king, but does not command my heart” that never gets brought up again and which, given that it’s in the nature of tolkien’s elves to be as overdramatic as possible and embellish every sentence they utter with unnecessarily flowery nonsense, could honestly just be legolas telling tauriel they’re really good bros. even the scene where he puts himself between her and thranduil’s sword fits the bill, since the lotr films already demonstrated multiple times legolas’ tendency to be canonically absurdly ride or die for his friends.
BROKE: legolas is jealous of kili because he sees him as a rival for tauriel’s affections
WOKE: legolas is jealous of kili because he’s worried that he’s going to rob him of his only friend
also legolas is gay
Boke: legolas was jealous of kili for having a shot with tauriel
Woke: legolas was jealous of tauriel because he thinks kili is cute
fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter
when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend
when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles
People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance
Okay I’m pretty sure this happened on tumblr, when tumblr first implemented the little color-changing ‘t’ in the top corner of desktop mode. Someone immediately started complaining that it was ‘ableist’ and ‘dangerous’ to epileptic people. Of course, a bunch of people called them out saying how the colors didn’t change fast enough to cause a seizure and whatnot, fast forward a few days, the person gets blasted like discourse does, and instead of apologizing, they pose as their sister saying that the ‘t’ colors sent them into a seizure and ultimately a coma.
At least, this was what I thought of. Might not be the specific one op is talking about.
“Might not be the specific one op is talking about.”
how many times has this happened
I thought this was about the Hitler kin user
The whom?
Tumblr is a constantly evolving episode of The Twilight Zone
jesus i remember that asshole who claimed his sister had a seizure. He hijacked my post to say it and so i got a lot of anon hate for his actions by people who didnt know how to differentiate between users. When he was called out, he tried to pass off the obituary of a stillborn as his sisters.
Though i thought the OP was referring to the minor who regularly distributed nude images of himself and harassed people in the mlp fandom and trying to make his own doctor who/mlp crossover colab blog to counter the one that was actually popular and filled with people he’s already harassed.
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