Silver Tongue
officialkeikoandgilly:
“ sadakotetsuwan:
“ zamisriza-the-resurrection:
“Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
”
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
”
I’ll buy that...

officialkeikoandgilly:

sadakotetsuwan:

zamisriza-the-resurrection:

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

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Originally posted by zigfried-von-schroeder

I’ll buy that for a toon dollar.

breadmeat:
“mae
”

jitterbugjive:

I hate all these godamn impatient morons who think a story sucks if it doesn’t IMMEDIATELY drop in to the main plot

Bedeviled Derpy could ONLY do that because the characters were pre-established, dipshits

oof i know exactly what you mean. Theyre the same kind of people who complained that not every conflict or background moment wasnt immediately resolved in steven universe.

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

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I’m killing our boy, Lisa. The greatest gift you gave to me, and I’m killing him.

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I will not be questioned by you. I have told you how it will be. The humans will die. You will be taken care of.

Little Godbrand, little vampire, little parasite. Little boat weevil who delights in making noise and pretending he is important and dangerous.

Are you going to continue questioning me? Are you going to fight me, little Godbrand? 

Then why are you still here making your little noises? Get out before I slit you up the middle and bite out your heart. 

rosexknight:

kitty-kat-ty:

artemuscain-gamingandbs:

that-geek-you-know:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Only death separates a trainer and his Bulbasaur

Artist:  kusasugiruneko / Twitter

I almost started crying in a restaurant

CAN Y'ALL STOP WITh THE SAD POKEMON COMICS

THERE’S LIKE 80 OF THESE AND THEY ALL HURT

Rip my heart

DAMMIT I SAID IT WAS TOO EARLY FOR FEELS!

moonpaw:

does anyone hear the news feed just talkin in the background on tumblr or

staff reblogged a post with a livestream of some bill and it autoplays whenever it loads

hybridzizi:

epikalstorms:

prince-gast:

Okay but to expound on my deaf!Harry post…

- Dumbledore contacts Lupin before Harry attends Hogwarts and has him learn sign language and hires him as an interpreter for Harry during classes

- Snape: “are you listening to me potter?”

Harry, speaking to the best of his ability: “to be fair I can’t listen to anyone, however I was, in fact, paying attention”

-Hermione tirelessly helping Harry with speech and pronunciation so he can get spells right

-Ron aggressively trying to learn sign language to communicate with Harry and he’s so embarrassed he can’t get the hang of it at first but Harry thinks it’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him because what are friends??

-Draco, mouthing: “I hate you”

Harry, misreading hate as date: “If you wanted a date you should have said something sooner.”

-Harry signing rude things at Umbridge.

Umbridge: “What did he say!?”

Lupin: “he said you’re charming.”

-The entire Weasley family learning basic sign language for whenever Harry is with them, making him feel more at home since the Dursley’s never made a decent effort with it.

- McGonagall aware of Harry’s condition from observation at the Dursley’s prepared and learned sign language and signs when she can during her class, allowing Lupin the occasional break.

McGonagall: “You’re not sneaky Mr. Weasley; I very well know what you just signed.”

- Voldemort monologuing in sign language

Harry: “I’m sorry I don’t understand, I’m blind.”

Voldemort: “??????”

God Voldemort learning sign language just so he can monologue to his nemesis is honestly something he’s actually Edgy and Ridiculous enough to do

Voldemort, signing: “Harry Potter-”

Harry: *closes his eyes*

Voldemort: “Wha- no. Wormtail. Wormtail, make him open his eyes.”

I love harry claiming to be blind unprompted while voldemort is signing because he would have had to see voldemort sign to be able to say that so its like saying “i dont have a phone” while texting

thechaotictrickster:

tastefullyoffensive:

(comic by Buttersafe)

Well if this ain’t a big fucking mood

r0gue-of-l1ght:
“breath boy
”

r0gue-of-l1ght:

breath boy

pixelameart:

its ok.