Silver Tongue

i love this 😂

the-masked-barona:
So with all the ish that Edward Elric goes through, did anyone else realize that a rock
is the thing that leaves a scar
FOR 21 EPISODES.
That’s a third of the series. For a third of the series- with every fight and battle that the Fullmetal Alchemist is in, it’s a ROCK that marks him for a third of the series.
Actually !! The scar that ed has during the rest of the series isn’t from a rock. He first gets it in his fight with the Slicer brothers in Episode 8:
and then we see him bleeding on his forehead:
Episode 9 we see him with the bandages:
Episode 10 when travelling to Rush Valley and Dublith, the bandages are gone:
AND THEN in episode 13 we see him reopen it in his fight with Greed:
More bandages in Episode 14 and 15:
episode 16 - 20 no bandages:
and then in episode 21 he reopens the scar AGAIN when the rock hits him
episode 22:
again with them bandages: episode 23 - 31
episode 32 he has the scar now:
and then its finally healed in episode 44!!
it healed along with his wound from getting impaled
both brotherhood and arakawa are amazing at adding in details like this its amazing tbh

At least winry can rest knowing he breaks his body as much as he does his automail

p0e-dameron:

psychoboy777:
p0e-dameron:
vann-haal:
p0e-dameron:
han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time
why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave
Originally posted by usedpimpa
Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”
DM: …
DM: Roll Deception.
Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!
this is my favorite addition to this post.

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Link: I hit my head on a tree today.
Daruk: Are you okay?
Link: Yeah -
Daruk: Or should I say are you oaky?
Link: Be quiet.

banishedquasiroyal:

when i die pls bury me in 1) a blue hoodie 2) basketball shorts and 3) adidas slides so when i return from the dead as a skeleton i can. :) You Know. :)

icewaterjonesforthewin:

itskyalenotkyle:
When you don’t know who your robbing pt 2
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR AND NOT FAR ENOUGH AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

wageronvoluntaryism:

Our education system is so bad that this joke existed in 1999 and nearly 20 years later it hasn’t fucking changed

OP is literally OP but go off i guess

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:
pervocracy:
snailchimera:
geekgirlsmash:
xekstrin:
comfemgem:
verycooltrash:
huffingtonpost:
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this