Silver Tongue

mahgck:

dzamie:

mahgck:

mahgck:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

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ap-kinda-lit:

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Dragon Ball + Tweets

bogleech:

brianmichaelbendis:

The Ballad of Dark Homer

KC Green of Gunshow
http://gunshowcomic.com/

I’m alarmed at how much faster and faster the internet is cycling through things because I reblogged this for being a famous beloved KC green but and all the notes are either baffled by it or are assuming there’s more. This is the entire thing, the humor is in the implied further story, it is from years ago. It’s the cartoonist who made the “this is fine” dog, how has he become obscure all the sudden :(

sabertoothwalrus:

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hakoda borrowed it and forgot to give it back <3

taibhsearachd:

piedude:

taibhsearachd:

taibhsearachd:

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It’s scabbing and so it itches A LOT and I’m struggling a lot to not touch it… but it’s beautiful and perfect and everything I wanted.

Disclaimer: if you say a single word about ancient curses, I will rip your head off for your very Christian and Eurocentric approach toward ancient non-Western cultures. If you want to know more about my tattoo, the woman who had it close to two millennia before me, or my own reasons for the tattoo, I’m happy to answer those questions. If you tell me I’m cursed because you think everything ancient holds some magical and malevolent power, I will actually destroy you.

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Dermatologists hate her! Achieve the complexion of a 1500 year old mummy with this one weird trick!

If it was a before/after pic, it would’ve made the whole “this is definitely NOT cursed, how dare you” part of the post a bit sus

No one will let me just wither away in peace, it’s all “why did you invoke the curse” this and “ancient sins” that…

headspace-hotel:

conservativemalarkey:

greelin:

greelin:

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people on twitter really will just say anything

loving the weird immensely fucked up implication that children are just like.. only brought into the world for the sake of YOUR entertainment or YOUR own sense of fulfillment. a box to tick off a “successful life” checklist. an object you NEED. not like.. a living breathing person who deserves parents who want them for more than just.. a dress-up doll. a prop. a point to make. lol

this is how most conservatives see their children, and for that matter, their friends.

growing up, I got told that my high school friendships didn’t matter after high school unless I was planning to marry them. the entire purpose of my life, once I turned 18, was to get married. then i was expected to pump out a couple kids, in order to mark off both my and my parents’ “successful life” checklist.

friends are accessories for when your life is sexy and fun. children are accessories for when your life is meant to slow down and have Meaning.

it’s a sick, stupid way to live.

These are all good points but what’s getting me is how this guy expects us to find it perfectly intuitive that having fun and being sexy after age 40 is too preposterous to imagine

im gonna have fun and be sexy all my life regardless of age.