Silver Tongue

demimonde-quasigoddess:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

see if guardians survived past the initial shenanigans in the game (ie like. not getting murdered) it would open up so many WEIRD things i just. god. wow

everyone’s like “wow! i can’t wait to meet your respective guardian!” and it’s just…a fucking disaster. jade bitch slaps bro. dad adopts everyone. mom runs away from the alter for the dad/mom wedding and then gets engaged to the condesce or something. no one is safe.

“why wouldn’t mom and dad get married they were clearly in love” listen up kids they had one date, which was on the last day of their lives, and it would be hilarious if everyone was gearing up for some kind of cheesy ass wedding and the mom was like “sorry every1…im a lesbian, actually” and then joins forces with the evil queen. im sorry but momcondysprite^2 is a thing that needs to happen

“Rose I’m your mom you have to join my army.”
“The more you talk, the less conflicted I am about having to beat you up to win the game.”

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Also my wifi was being a shit and made tumblr bug out so you get to see my tags in the main body of the post.

leave-her-a-tome:

“Your protagonist is such a self insert—”

Bold of you to assume that every single oc I’ve ever made is not, in fact, a facet of my own identity

doomy:

viewmonsterr:

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this is abstract impressionism

lychdraws:

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chefpyro:

theboobfather:

chefpyro:

porko-rosso:

It’s funny how ‘gay rights!’ started out as a joke about ineffectual activisim but now all you gotta do is draw a character with ‘trans rights!’ on their shirt and people think you’re the wokest on the planet.

We gotta take the activism we can get, dude, we’re fucking starving over here

Gotta also remember “Trans rights” is associated with actual effective activism, seeing as it started with hbomberguy raising money for Mermaid.

True.

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hungwy:

dreams-squared:

hungwy:

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

sinnahsaint:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

speeedylesbian:

tallicatty:

speeedylesbian:

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

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Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

probablybadrpgideas:

The PCs’ future selves show up in the campaign via time travel, but their only purpose is railroading. Any time the players try to do something you don’t like, their future selves just insist that it’ll cause a time paradox and they can’t do that.

cherubunny:

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trans rights! the only blue life that matters is mikus