Silver Tongue

finessed

toast-potent:
tilthat:
TIL A law professor discovered a quirk in the law that makes murder technically legal in a 50 sq mile, remote section of Yellowstone National Park. He alerted Congress about the loophole and even wrote draft legislation to close the loophole. Congress has yet to act.
via reddit.com
meet me in the yellowstone national park in the next 5 ½ hours if you want an ass-kicking
PVP area

misterrockett:

toshkarts:
lol idk anymore
“Why is Gotenks able to turn Super Saiyan so easily” they asked.
They were not prepared for the answer.

@rosexknight

chronotriggerwarning:

m–ood:
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life

yourplayersaidwhat:

dm: “you see a hole in the wall with green slime dripping out of it
barbarian: “i drink some”
dm: “uhh ok roll for constitution”
barbarian: *rolls a 1*
dm: …
dm: “ok your tongue dissolves and you can no longer speak”

She nom her big brother

losassen:

It’s probably not a good idea to scare your giant shark friend with your new Dark Link outfit….

memory - beard

Anonymous

askfallenroyalty: