Silver Tongue

defendglobe:

you know how people say twitter is like tumblr five years ago?

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bedeviled-dotty:

Wands

Like their knacks, rabbit wands are unique and special to the individual rabbit. They change depending on the rabbit as they grow up. Rabbits can’t use magic other than basic emotional displays until they summon their wand. The wand is a part of them, they can summon it and conceal it at will but will have a more difficult time if they are in emotional distress that affects willpower. If the wand breaks for any reason (they are incredibly tough) then the rabbit will not be able to use magic any more, save for their knack. If someone else gets hold of their wand, they wont be able to cast magic, and the wand will try try to fight the aggressor.

Wands look and function like bubble blowers, they can build up their own bubbles from the rabbit’s magic, or be used with potions for spells the rabbit might not know or needs to conjure faster. The ends all have loops that can be accessorized. All wands match the rabbit’s preference in appearance. Wands grow depending on how powerful they are, ranging from finger length to a long staff. Older rabbits tend to have staffs because of this.

hasan-minhaj:

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tom PLS

amyliobat:

I know this joke has probably been made already but i hAD TO

falyros:

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

Me:

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Arch enemy: *runs out of bullets and starts running me through with a sword*

Me with most of my blood on the ground: Dont worry, im sure i’ll be in a stable condition soon

Has anyone inquired about a rat clown?
Anonymous

clowncreate:

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You have selected: Squeaky!

This pet clown loves math and science and devotes himself to shareing his passion! Squeaky will appear to those struggling in their studies as patient and caring tutor. Like all pet clowns Squeaky will not speak, so you’ll need to be prepared with something to write with as soon as he appears to you. He’s also handy for using pieces of chalk or pencils that are too tiny to use comfortably.

is it okay if i kin rose egbert?

banishedquasiroyal:

you are legally required to 

*happy possum noises*

quinzelade:

trinketgeek:

100% legit leaked Galar forms

trust me, my friend’s dad works at Nintendo

Truth

arya-skulblaka:

zodiac signs as gaming setups / computers

Aries:

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Taurus:

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Gemini:

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Cancer:

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Leo:

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Virgo:

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Libra:

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Scorpio:

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Sagittarius:

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Capricorn:

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Aquarius:

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