Silver Tongue

tyrannosaurus-rex:

magearna:

notreblogs:

chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

can somebody caption this for me

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

esoanem:
“ the-at-symbol:
“ argumate:
“ penfairy:
“some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
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which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
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Grain-stealing thots
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I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my...

esoanem:

the-at-symbol:

argumate:

penfairy:

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

theelectricundead:
“ Pages 31
Read on Tapas or Webtoons
New pages every other day
EDIT: redrawn for clarity! sorry for the rushed version from before
”

theelectricundead:

Pages 31

Read on Tapas or Webtoons

New pages every other day

EDIT: redrawn for clarity! sorry for the rushed version from before

ask-glittershell:
“ Woof…
Help support Glittershell on Patreon
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banishedquasiroyal:
“ ciravaesthetic:
“ i declare today a FEEL GOOD VIBES DAY.
here’s bronya and lynera for @banishedquasiroyal !!
”
i owe you my life ”

banishedquasiroyal:

ciravaesthetic:

i declare today a FEEL GOOD VIBES DAY.

here’s bronya and lynera for @banishedquasiroyal !!

i owe you my life

incendavery:
“ start with “hey, sorry it took me so long to reply” and go from there!
( patreon | ko-fi )
”

incendavery:

start with “hey, sorry it took me so long to reply” and go from there!

( patreon | ko-fi )

kinqpein:

r1ces:

r1ces:

I miss “vintage” anime artstyles, it was plain and simple back then but nowadays all i see is a woman who’s supposedly 1000yrs old looking like she’s 12 or women/girls having such unrealistic body shapes i.e boobs being bigger than their whole damn head and looking like it would snap their spine in half irl, also waists so tiny you wonder if they even have all their organs intact. Boobs DON’T have to jiggle with every step you take pls i’m begging for some normal fucking animation here

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Like these two characters are roughly around the same age what’s going on

Let’s talk about the anime that have been on air long enough to have started off seemingly appeasing / logical that have become overdeveloped, eye sore mess:

Nami from One Piece in 2004:

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vs Nami from One Piece in 2017:

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Would you believe this is the same character?

Example B, Orihime from Bleach 2005:

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Vs Orihime from Bleach 2016:

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Would you believe she is the same character and the same age as her first appearance?!

Absolutely bewildering.

Older animation aside from better [female] character design was also appeasing. Unlike what we get now.

Don’t even get me started on the loli’s. Just what the fuck.

What are the kids classpects? How does the swap effect them?
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

well! it’s a no game AU–basically this is a timeline offshoot where the babies put on meteors were swapped, and everyone’s kind of just…going through life normally (within like, our version of reality. just a little to the left. so nobody ever plays the game, but shhhh )

but anyway! classpects are good so

jade: witch of light (she can manipulate how fortune and luck work, as well as some destiny aspects. horrifying!)

rose: seer of breath (she has complete understanding over freedom, balance, and how to achieve those things, without really being able to influence them. also terrifying)

dave: knight of space (homeboy would have to do the entire frog breeding on his own. just…think about that)

john: heir of time (local man disappears into the timeline, and becomes the fabric of reality)

Shit, heir of time John sounds like regular John but with retcon powers by default

pebbleofgod:

brosefvondudehomie:

fullpraxisnow:

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

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