Silver Tongue

pearl-likes-pi:

“I’ve always been me.

peteparkrrs:

My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

arduanatt:
“oh yeah that’s pretty mysterious
”

arduanatt:

oh yeah that’s pretty mysterious

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necraft:

darkwee009:

necraft:

Today I dreamt that the Edd gang had to defeat Thanos.

At one point during the fight Ed exclaimed “Look Double D, I’m turning into dust! Ehehehe” and dissappeared as Double D started crying.

“I… I didn’t do anything”, fumbled Thanos, looking like a very confused Chuck Jones character to which Ed just started reforming right where he left.

Endgame spoliers leaked.

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iapislazuli:
“making of rorb
”

iapislazuli:

making of rorb

brakken:
“ “ Here Lies Baspho Daltuan
XIVth King of Hyrule
May Din grant strength to his sons
May Nayru grant guidance to his daughters
May Farore grant bravery to his people
”
On the day of her coronation, Princess Zelda grieved alone in the dim...

brakken:

Here Lies Baspho Daltuan

XIVth King of Hyrule

May Din grant strength to his sons

May Nayru grant guidance to his daughters

May Farore grant bravery to his people

On the day of her coronation, Princess Zelda grieved alone in the dim light of the crypt - for her father, and for her final moments of solitude.

Your guardian takes are universe brain so I wonder what you think of Dad Crockerbert?
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

  • contrary to canon popular belief, dad egbert and crocker are not the same person!
  • dad egbert is just….great. he’s the best guardian. i need to write an essay about this at some point
  • dad crocker makes jane being a nanna canon
  • both grapple masculinity, toxicity, and parenting in ways that are ultimately the healthiest of guardians in HS
  • i’d write more but i’m in a cafe rn on a date lmfao

Hot take, between their use of fists and japes, they would be void players and purple bloods if they were trolls

lifeofcynch:

amkrii:

snapped-snape:

seasons-gredence:

seasons-gredence:

seasons-gredence:

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

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they’re

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great

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full album here

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i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

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The dark lord

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The four hogwarts founders

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And my personal favorite

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Giving early anime dubs a run for their Engrish.

I’M WHEEZING

Tag what hogwarts house you’re in. I’m in hayhuff puff