showerthoughtsofficial:

Technically speaking Moses was the first person who downloaded data from Cloud to his tablet.

elucidativeillusionist:

business competition

also i dont know what trolls use as currency

Edit: trolls have coins called caegars and im a dumb idiot

validmogai:

orcsexual - sexual attraction only to Orcs from fantasy realms.

jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

scafe-dragon:

shitmemesforshitteens:

thechildrenarewaiting:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

Oh my god they were tombmates

two dudes chilling in a coffin 5 feet apart cause theyre not gay

@xneoncrayon

tiny-septic-box-sam:

cotton-flurry:

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too