evilwizard:

lavender-wizard:

wizorbs:

evilwizard:

normal wizard tower but with short Baba Yaga style chicken legs. wobbling around all top heavy. the wizard inside muttering anxiously and running from one corner of the room to the other for balance

normal wizard tower but with one large leg and the wizard inside clicked into their seatbelt while the tower travels around like a pogo stick

normal wizard tower but with four wheels like a shopping cart from the supermarket where one is locked at an angle and it makes that god awful squeak. the wizard has to grease them often.

Howl’s Moving Hassle

One wizard tower that fell over and is rolling uncontrollably. The wizard uses it like a carnival ride to walk on the walls

thatneoncrisis:

notedchampagne:

being bullied for how i pronounce suave

OH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

bonelord10000:

pochenlat:

bonelord10000:

christianstepmoms:

carrion is such a cool word for “a bunch of dead shit on the ground”

It’s cause when you see it you turn 360 degrees and Carry on

the same direction

Yeah you do a little spin and go “WOW” and carry on

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

5weekdays:

“hey, bobby, ginger’s kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?”

“non-binary.”

“huh? wha? what’d i say?”

“you said ‘non-binerary.’ the word is non-binary.”

“right. non-byrony.”

“oh my god”

“ginger’s gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she’s so excited!”

“she’ll get to make signs… chant slogans…”

“you sound kind of jealous, lin.”

“well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom.”

“pee flag!!”

“gene.”

“…kids, are any of you non-binary?”

“i respond to both 'attaboy’ and 'you go, girl!’”

“i’m whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys.”

phantoms-lair:

fairyofsomething:

foam-dome:

hellmandraws:

Lv kh d vrq? Lv kh dq hpsorbhh? Wkhvh duh ohjlwlpdwh txhvwlrqv.

“An absent father is not a dad,
Though for twelve years, that’s all he had.

But this faceless father is just a man.
And while not by blood, his dad is Stan.“

“Is he a son? Is he an employee? These are legitimate questions.“

masseffectdoctor:

punk-jaskier:

guerrillatech:

I also want better public transport that doesn’t rely on me having to have a car.

Also like. 8K TVS sound great. Should be fun in the future too. But not at the cost of public transport, 4 day work weeks, and rent control, or countless other significantly better existential systems we could enjoy.

Shouldn’t be a trade, and if we can’t have it without that trade then we don’t need it.

linguisticparadox:

stevetwisp:

beardedmrbean:

Can we please put quotes around words like flame thrower in cases like this

missed the best part 

OH THANK GOD

the-astro-ambassadors:

geocaprican:

adamsmasher:

duncebento:

weaver-z:

This is the most powerful call to ratio I’ve ever seen. It’s like she’s performing an incantation.

Originally posted by vague-vixen

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

Honestly obsessed with her

aurpiment:

aurpiment:

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

You understand me