wirtish:

satansnotsobad:

yall should reblog this with your zodiac sign and the color you associate with it in the tags

“You think youre my greatest enemy? Let me make one thing clear. You mean. Nothing. To me. No one does.”

imperialpercy:

Percy on Ellen

ellen: so I hear you’re looking for the lightning theif

percy: yeah

ellen: check your backpack!

percy: *pulls out the master bolt*

percy, now fearing for his life: …oh my god….ellen you didn’t

zandraxofnebulon:

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why

vampireapologist:

honeymushroom:

happy worm moon spring equinox world frog day

This is why I feel so powerful today

minecraftuserboxes:

banishedquasiroyal:

i think creepers like, might be the final form of fungi! or smth. like when they explode they don’t truly die, their spores just…travel and reform at some point. idk i think that’s cool tbh

im down for that. one of the better game theory episodes had a deep explanation of how creepers are likely plants.

@jitterbugjives smudge is such an adorable bun. I drew him as a scorbunny.

banishedquasiroyal:

pen pressure sensitivity is dead so like…mspaint doodle time? anyway if you want something stupid drawn specifically here’s my donation bin

beachdeath:

#1 rule of freelancing is that you have to be dead fuckin serious about getting paid. do not assume everything is going fine and they will pay you eventually. follow up as many times as you have to until the money is in your bank account. if you catch yourself thinking, “oh, i don’t want to bother them…” kill that thought and b o t h e r them. send uber-polite, grandma-is-watching e-mails along the lines of, “Hi! Hope this note finds you well. Just wanted to check in re: the status of my payment. Do you know when the funds will be available?” every few days until you get your money. 

also if you’re freelancing for a client based in new york city they’re legally required to pay you within thirty days of receiving your invoice so put a note on your invoice that says, “Per the Freelance Isn’t Free Act, payment is due within thirty days of completion.” if they go over that deadline or they just don’t pay you at all, you can file a complaint with the city’s department of consumer affairs and have your lost wages recovered. go w/ christ brah.