Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.
“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”
The trailer for the live action Homestuck adaptation looks bananas
The fact that they got Tom Holland to star in it is crazy enough but when you find out who he’s actually playing it’s even crazier
That being said I do love how it’s all live action EXCEPT Hussie’s self-insert. I think they may have literally taken the image right out of the comic but the animation works surprisingly well
i cant believe they got nic cage to play johns dad tbh
HOW DID I MISS THAT IN THE TRAILER I hope they still have a con air poster and just never address it
ZENDAYA TWEETING ASKING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH ARIES MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW THAT WE KNOW WHO SHE GOT CAST AS
I’m just trying to figure out where they’re gonna cut the story since it’s only gonna be a trilogy? Like how much are they going to include in the first movie?
I’m not sure how we’re supposed to take the trolls seriously when their horns look like THAT
How they made Lil Cal look is a thing of nightmares
And yet somehow still less scary than the shot of Gamzee with what I honestly thought was a gun
My only complaint right now is that the Halsey cover of “How Do I Live (Bunny in the Box Edition)” felt a little forced honestly
The fact that #TheMcElroyBrothersWillBeInHomestuck is trending less than 24 hours after the trailer was released is very concerning
someone just pointed out that the silhouette for Rose’s mom looks like Evanna Lynch and I swear I will snap if she’s attached to this project
Unpopular opinion but I love how they’re translating typing quirks into speech like I didn’t expect it to work but especially the Terezi voice just makes sense
DID THEY REALLY ACTUALLY GET CHARLES BARKLEY WHAT THE HELL
I forgot that we’re under a month from Homestuck’s 10 year birthday so the full trailer dropping then makes sense
so is nobody gonna mention the love plot between hal and a hatsune miku twitter bot or…
hot take: the reason lord english is such an asshole is literally because hes england and paradox space is the world.
this is far too silly to be anything but an ice cold take i’m looking for some serious shenanigans here anon
he’s not really a force of imperialistic religious colonialism he’s just a dickhead
I mean, he invades two instances each of two different universes and establishes a religion of himself in the first two as well as a figure to be feared in the second two while ensuring anything that isnt involved with him is thoroughly destroyed.
yeah theres like a 0.001% chance an egg will spawn three chickens. iirc theres also a chance it could spawn 4 too
June 30 2018 - A waitress in Georgia takes no shit from a man who gropes her while walking by. Ryan Cherwinski, 31, of Palm Bay, Florida, was taken into custody at the scene, in front of his wife and two kids, and charged with sexual battery. [video]
i hope his wife divorces him
Direct. Action.
God this gives me so much pussy energy. The way he keeps walking because he “knows” there will be no consequences… except when there are and she slams his bitch ass straight in that chair. Like he must be so shocked
due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby
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