Silver Tongue

moon-of-the-summerclan:

lolawashere:

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

OMG, this is to funny

they-call-me-ace:

poshtearex:

Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.

Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like

Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.

Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.

Sorcerers: I was born with magic.

Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.

Bard: I play the fiddle lmao

wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality

bard: doot doot magic flute

to be fair it probably takes years of practice to become good enough at music to set people on fire.

haniwahead:
“ That’ll teach you to attack your baby self
”

haniwahead:

That’ll teach you to attack your baby self

mbulteau:
“March 20th
”
is that the council room fugato?

mbulteau:

March 20th

is that the council room fugato?

ravenpuffpidge:
“ katkrow:
“ cryol:
“ silverstrike:
“ tybalt-you-saucy-boi:
“ caribetidalwave:
“ excellentbitch:
“ excellentbitch:
“isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
” ”
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
”
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
”
But how...

ravenpuffpidge:

katkrow:

cryol:

silverstrike:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

caribetidalwave:

excellentbitch:

excellentbitch:

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

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This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

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I love him

Hes a chaotic dumbass 😂

Lip Guitar

its him. the maddest lad.

steverogcrs:

#bicon

janeandthehivequeen:

caramellcat1998:

drawing-prompt-s:

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

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…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

aaronexplainsitall:
“ outerrimpilot:
“ markv5:
“Дефицит кадров
”
“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee” ”
he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER
”
more like meownyager

aaronexplainsitall:

outerrimpilot:

markv5:

Дефицит кадров

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

more like meownyager

apathetic-revenant:

apathetic-revenant:

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined